The River Monster.

A man who has spent all of his retirement funds on ales and fishing, The River Monster took to crime fighting when he caught to huge cat fish in succession. Instead of making a meal out of the two monsters he knew he needed to use them to slap all [s]people who pass by his riverside home[/s] evil doers. He knows that his fish-wielding skill will be needed whenever he finds a needle. He promptly injects the needle into his thigh, grabs to fish, and brings pain o all he comes across. On occasion he will also use his make shift fishing pole to fight crime. A true hero.  

This kind of stinks, but I felt like participating.