[quote=Somebody Who Is Obviously a Charity-Run Orphanage Headmaster]"Erm, excuse me Ma'am," the man said in what was apparently supposed to be a pleasant voice, "You wouldn't have happened to have seen a pair of younglings come in here, have you? Blonde hair, just below the shoulder in height?"[/quote]

[quote=Helen]"Yes, they just came in a few moments ago and hid behind that counter. Discipline them better, young'ns have no business being in a bar!"[/quote]

Thus began the sordid tale of the twins Oliver and Achalasia, whose hereditary alcoholism and pyromania resulted in the Meduzart Fire, leading to the inevitable victory of the Varisie empire over the Western City States. It was widely agreed by all: Society was to blame.