[quote=@The_Written_John] [quote=@Mr Allen J]


You don't have to, you just have to make a Gnome hooker.
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Since nobody has said it yet... COUGH... HAPPY JOY-PY! YORIPIKU-NE~ DIO-CHAAAN! [/quote] 

Oh dear, John has been infected by Weeaboo Virus, a dangerous STD. We must begin the operation immediately.