Several stuffed tigers have now been chucked out of some girl’s bag, scaring the hell out of the much smaller cat and making its fur stand on end. This undoes much of its hard-earned grooming, and it will surely take another specifically sectioned length of time to fix!

The Sempiternal are getting pretty impatient.

GROOMING: [COLOR=HOTPINK]I[/COLOR]II

BEING THE CUTEST LITTLE LEAST THREATENING FELLA IN THE ARENA: [color=pink]IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII[/color]

The good news, however, is that with how it’s hopping around with its little back arched to ward off the tigers, its cuteness gauge is maxed! More treats fall from the sky, en[b]treat[/b]ing it to quite the boost in its chubbiness bar. It very pointedly excludes the tigers from eating any of its delicious treats.

KITTY CHUBBINESS: [color=limegreen]IIIII[/color]IIIII

This cat is getting fat. Does it smell something fishy?