[hider=Dragonslayer]
You arrive in a cavern full of a scaly scent. You immediately think *Cursed Dragons*. A large black monstrosity flies toward you, breaking the rock ceiling. What do you do?
[hider=Run]
Silly fool! Dragons can fly! He eats you within seconds.
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[hider=Hide]
You attempt to hide behind a rock, but his breath blocks all paths and soon you are overcome in midnight smoke. you die of suffocation.
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[hider=Sneak in your invisibility cloak to under him]
You are now safer, as he cannot breath under him well. You still not safe, just saf[i]er[/i] than before.
[hider=Use your sword to pierce his chest]
You hit him in the underbelly. He rages, then flies and breathes down from his mountaintop lair. You die of burning.
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[hider=Apply poison ointment to underbelly]
The poison should hit in 1 hour, but he will start raging and notice you in 2 minutes.
[hider=Run like hell]
You run as fast as you can, but you are no longer invisible. He kills you.
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[hider=Go into that mineshaft]
You fall down a rabbit hole and awake 5 days later next to a giant caterpillar and a queen of hearts tries to behead you but you are saved by chess pieces. Or you are on cocaine. Either way, you die.
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[hider=Get on top of the dragon]
Excellent idea. Dragons can't turn their head around. When he rages, you fly with him out of his lair. He dose not feel you over his scales, but then you remember he is going to die and simultaneously fall. How should you go about dismounting?
[hider=Parachute]
You suicide from regret over not choosing option 2.
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[hider=Super ninja dragonback jump of awesomeness]
Your a 1st degree acrobat. You land right at his unoccupied cave as you hear the sound of a giant black scale-bird falling to the ground.
[hider=Loot]
You fly home on a baby dragon with thousands of millions of gold coins. Congratulations! You won!
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[hider=Don't loot]
Really? You die because [insert logical reasoning that enforces that you really should loot dragon hoards.] and I want you to.
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[hider=Shoot him up with poison arrows]
He goes temporarily unconscious, while you are crushed by his body.
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