Okay, so now there's Bad Cop and Bureaucratic Cop. Someone give the poor lady a Good Cop!

Also, clark, in my post I may have made [s]a little[/s] [s]a few[/s] [s]quite a few[/s] [s]many[/s] [i]a whole damn lot[/i] of assumptions about how the White Guard works. If you find something in it you don't like, or if you had something different in mind, just let me know and I'll make the necessary changes.