*turns into John Cena* 

*Smashes Septic's head through a table* 

LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS! I'VE GOT A NEW LESSON FOR YOU! 

LESSON ONE: ALCHEMY IS TURNING NORMAL SHIT INTO GOLD. IF YOU MAKE POTIONS, YOU ARE NOT AN ALCHEMIST; YOU ARE A POTION-MAKER OR A SORCERER! 

LESSON TWO: THERE IS NO LESSON TWO BITCH! *kicks reader in the gonads*

Actually I don't really care that much about it, but it's rather confusing.