[h2]Charlotte - Shockwave's Lab, SE HQ[/h2]

The Giant robot whom appeared to own the specific portion of the base had quickly taken notice of our little protagonist here as she was satisfying her repetitive need to eat just about anything. She stared at the robot with a dumb yet innocent look on her doll face. She kept chewing on a few bits of shattered screws and scrap metal stuck in her gums as the big bot scolded her about continuously eating things she wasn't supposed to. Random musical notes flew out of her mouth in a strange trail and ventured all over the area for no reason at all. 

And then, the fateful moment we've all been waiting for. When she saw the glowing, yellow material in the hand of the generous robot, she simply lost her shit. Her eye balls had suddenly turned into Apollo 11 rocket ships blasting off toward the ceiling. It obviously created real sparks and a lot of smoke that covered the area. The eyes themselves would only grow back in her eye sockets, leaving anyone to guess what the hell was flying all over the place. She simply pounced the Decepticon's forearm whilst biting the cold metal with her sharp teeth. 

As she glued herself to the mech, she purposely widened her jaw to consume it as quickly as possible. The result: Just as it got bigger, in a quick blur, it chomped the entirety of Shockwave's forearm while the cheese magically flew in the sky. All of a sudden, the image of Hard Gay from the insane Japanese shows wearing an S&M costume warped in her magical bubble over her head. The Hard Gay manifestation tried to grab ahold of the flying cheese, but before anyone could even react to the madness that was occurring, a strange portal appeared and siphoned the cheese in it for absolutely no reason at all. 

Charlotte was sad, noticing that her curse was a reality and that no matter what would happen, something incredibly stupid would prevent her from eating cheese as a witch. As consolation, she devoured her friend's arm anyway, easily biting and consuming the hardest composites of the machine's member. Luckily for her, everyone knew how innocent she was, deep down. Even the worst of the baddies here.