[quote=@Kimiyosis]
T^T
Nasal virginity.
My mental state was violated by this newfound information
*fetal position quivering in a dark corner*
[/quote]

You know what you can't do in a fetal position? 


Finish a character sheet.


[@jonnyh447] One slight problem with your Tobias post that I didn't realize before; Juvegol is landlocked. How can a pirate ship see it? The river is right there, but you can't navigate it in a boat because it's too treacherous.