[hider=Siege of Agata]
Orcs are attacking your city. What do you do?

[hider=Pour acid down the walls]
Ineffective. Orcs an trolls have resistance to most poisons. By the time you figure this out they have sacked your city.
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[hider=Throw Stones down]
A solid first step. This takes care of the infantry, but the catapults start hurling stones of their own.

[hider=Send out your gliders to bomb them]
Good move. Your gliders spot trolls in the distance.

[hider=Send out the Experimental Gnomish Plasmatic war Machine of super god mode op-ness]
>Triggers Calibrating
>Sensing Target
>Target acquired
The guns shoot toward you. Apparently you forgot to set the sensors to orcish.
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[hider=Send out the ballistas]
Good idea. Trolls are weak against piercers..except that one. The troll chieftain marches up toward you. He is the size of the castle. As a king, you have two options:

[hider=Duel him yourself]
You die the second his looks at you.
Valiant, but you still died.
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[hider=Cower behind your infantry]
Best move yet. You walk away with loot beyond comparison. Thousands of your men die, but meh. You are the king after all.
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[hider=Send your infantry to hijack them]
I admire your creativity, but your men are easily squashed by the troll divisions and the rocks falling on entire squads. Also, who trusts an orc's mechanical skills?
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