This is a school for all the speshul children, who sparkle and are super-talented. All the other schools didn't know what to do with such prodigious geniuses, so they send them here. These children are perfect examples of perfection. They always dress well, and all have tragic backstories that don't affect them in the slightest.

[b][u]Rules[/u][/b]
Anyone is allowed to control any NPCs, even to the extent that NPCs become OOC. This is because, after all, your character is the main character, and the world revolves around her/him.
All characters must be Mary-sues
Your character must always be right
Your character must have flaws that are never represented in the RP.
If you can write better than Christopher Paolini, don't. That should be the upper limit for this RP.
Your CS must include "Orientation: Bisexual", regardless of whether you actually act bisexual
Take smut to PM, and make sure it is badly written.