[hider=rapping pocket monsters] - An image of a man repping the WEST SIDE crowned with BEATS BY DRE appears. Dre : Hello there! Welcome to the world of HIP-HOP! My name is DRE! People call me the DOCTOR OF RAP! * - An image of an Ice Cube appears. Dre : This world is inhabited by creatures called RAPPERS! For some people, RAPPERS are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I study RAPPERS as a profession. Dre : Now, before your journey can begin, I need to know are you a BITCH or a NIGGA? [hider=BITCH] Dre : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! * - DR. DRE appears to be LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF. Dre : Ok! BITCH, Which SIDE do you REP? [hider=EAST] Dre : Ok! Select your CHARACTER. [hider=RZA] * - DR. DRE would like to BATTLE * - The LIQUID SWORDS unite the WU * - The WU-TANG CLAN BRINGS DA RUCKUS * - DR. DRE becomes CREAM * - YOU WIN! [/hider] [hider=GZA] * - DR. DRE would like to BATTLE * - The LIQUID SWORDS unite the WU * - The WU-TANG CLAN BRINGS DA RUCKUS * - DR. DRE becomes CREAM * - YOU WIN! [/hider] [hider=Old Dirty Bastard] * - DR. DRE would like to BATTLE * - The LIQUID SWORDS unite the WU * - The WU-TANG CLAN BRINGS DA RUCKUS * - DR. DRE becomes CREAM * - YOU WIN! [/hider] [hider=Ghostface Killah] * - DR. DRE would like to BATTLE * - The LIQUID SWORDS unite the WU * - The WU-TANG CLAN BRINGS DA RUCKUS * - DR. DRE becomes CREAM * - YOU WIN! [/hider] [hider=Raekwon] * - DR. DRE would like to BATTLE * - The LIQUID SWORDS unite the WU * - The WU-TANG CLAN BRINGS DA RUCKUS * - DR. DRE becomes CREAM * - YOU WIN! [/hider] [hider=Method Man] * - DR. DRE would like to BATTLE * - The LIQUID SWORDS unite the WU * - The WU-TANG CLAN BRINGS DA RUCKUS * - DR. DRE becomes CREAM * - YOU WIN! [/hider] [hider=Red Man] * - DR. DRE would like to BATTLE * - The LIQUID SWORDS unite the WU * - The WU-TANG CLAN BRINGS DA RUCKUS * - DR. DRE becomes CREAM * - YOU WIN! [/hider] [hider=Roc NATION] * - UGHHHHH [/hider] [hider=MF DOOM] * - This isn't even a fair fight * - DOOM, you're like Diogenes, you always win, go home, it's no fun with someone who can't be beat here [/hider] [/hider] [hider=WEST] * - YOU WIN A HOLLOW VICTORY [/hider] [hider=MIDWEST] Dre: Are you EMINEM? [hider=YES] Dre: My NIGGA. Have you killed that BITCH KIM yet? [hider=YES] Dre: The EM I know would never kill KIM the BITCH! * - DRE and Ice Cube bust a CAP in your ass * - GAME OVER [/hider] [hider=NO] Dre: The EM I know already killed KIM the BITCH! * - DRE and Ice Cube bust a CAP in your ass * - GAME OVER [/hider] [/hider] [hider=NO] * - DRE and Ice Cube bust a CAP in your ass * - GAME OVER [/hider] [/hider] [hider=SOUTH (BEST SIDE)] * - DRE and Ice Cube bust a CAP in your ass * - YOU WIN THOUGH, BECAUSE THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN [/hider] [hider=POR QUE NO LATINO AMERICANO] Dre : Because I can SEE that you aren't ANA TIJOUX * - DRE and Ice Cube bust a CAP in your ass * - GAME OVER [/hider] [hider=N-nippon?] Dre : Oh Shit! OUTSIDER is that you? [hider=SURE] Dre : I'm so glad you finally noticed me s-senpai! * - GAME OVER [/hider] [hider=NAH] Dre : Then what are you doing in my HOUSE? [hider=That is a good question] * - DRE and Ice Cube bust a CAP in your ass * - GAME OVER [/hider] [hider=I don't know!] * - DRE and Ice Cube bust a CAP in your ass * - GAME OVER * - IS THE GAME EVER REALLY OVER MAN? [/hider] [hider=I'm your biggest fan (lie)] Dre : I thought motherfuckers had forgot about DRE! * - DRE is flattered * - You leave DRE's house without getting WASTED * - That's winning right? [hider=YES] * - WRONG * - GAME OVER [/hider] [hider=NO] * - You're right, it isn't. * - There is no victory to be had, only early death and late death. The rewards we satisfy ourselves with before being taken by The Pale Horseman's touch are but an imitation of a catharsis we may never truly have. There are numb lives hugged by death and fulfilling lives hugged by death. * - Please try to have a good day. I hope your life is fulfilling. * - You're doing your best. Please don't feel bad. You are a worthwhile human being and I'm proud of you. * - And hey? Thanks for playing. I know I don't know you, but I love you. * - GAME [s]OVER[/s] * - [/hider] [hider=I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE QUIRKY GAME ABOUT RAPPERS] * - I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT * - I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT * - I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT * - I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP * - RAAAHHH RAAAAAHHHHHH RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH * - I STAY NOIDED. I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE. [/hider] [/hider] [/hider] [hider=NO, it's MC SNIPER] Dre : Oh shit! SNIP! You're a real hero and a real human bean * - You are now MC SNIPER. * - I GUESS YOU WIN(?). [/hider] [hider=OUTSIDER is from Korea you fucking pleb] Dre : ... * - DRE has hung his head in shame. * - DRE ran away crying. * - YOU HAVE WON THE WEST. [/hider] [/hider] [/hider] [hider=NIGGA] Dre : Ok! Are you a REAL NIGGA? [hider=Yes] Kendrick Lamar : Ok. * - GAME OVER??? [/hider] [hider=No] * - Ice Cube busts a CAP in your ASS. * - You have blacked out like a little BITCH. * - GAME OVER. [/hider] [/hider] [hider=I'm White] Dre : As white as the yayo I snorted off your mom's titties? * - You just got BURNED by DRE * - You don't have any BURN HEAL * - You have blacked out like a little BITCH. * - GAME OVER. [/hider] [/hider] Warning; it's really bad