As the asshole on the other end of the line was speaking to him and taking his sweet sweet time to save our hero's life, Stevie found a hole puncher and necklace that he used to make a hole in the keycard and wear it around his neck. (Only the magnetic stripe was important anyway, )

But something he forgot is that he didn't take stride to remember which room he threw himself into. He took a look through the eye-hole within the door. "Uhhh.....I didn't get a good look at the room number. But I know how to get here, once you leave the casino, it's the first door you can possibly see. You can tell its my room because there's three of these Cruise Crazies outside it. Two guys and a girl. One guy wearing a tux that's he ruined now, another one who's wearing a Hawaiian shirt, and a woman wearing some kind of purple sleeveless dress."

The door started knocking. "Okay, so I think it's clear that neither of us can take these three on by ourselves. So tell me when you get here and we can double team them."

Another few people came on the line. It seems the only sane people on this ship happened to be grabbing the radios. "Yeah, this is stevie. I don't what the hell's going on, but there's a bunch of crazy people all over this ship and they want us dead."