Bigotry? Grandmothers getting [REDACTED]? Why, I must dare to say, GAY PORN??!? Sirs, you need to calm down sirs. Just calm the fuck down. Sir, sir, shut up, sir, sit yo ass down sir. Sir. Sir, pleas- Did you just slap me, sir? That is assaulting a police officer sir. Brutal force sir. Yes sir. Did you read the sign sir? No assaulting, sir. Now sit yo ass down.

(What the hell did I just write?)