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Soldier A and B are in a bar. Equestrian  walks err.. clops... in


Soldier a: Dude, you see that?

Soldier b: WOAH THE FUCK FUCK?!

Soldier a: Dude, it's cool. I still have a vintage catalog where you can buy those baby horse girl toys.

Soldier b: Oh, that's right. My little pony.

MLP: Ha ha! first contact, how are you gentlemen!

Soldier a: Yeah... look. My little pony was super lame.

Soldier b: My sister watched it, said it was ok.. 

Soldier b: Seriously though, how did you guys achieve space flight?

MLP: Magic.

Soldier a: I see

Soldier b: How do you build space ships?

MLP: Magic.

Soldier a: I see

Soldier b: So.. how do yo repair your stuff if it breaks, like the tiny little shit. can you open latches and such? what about doors?

MLP: Magic.

Solider a: Huh...

MLP EXPLODES VIOLENTLY! Every one turns to look. most gasping in amazement as four pony legs hit the floor

Soldier b: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Soldier a: Magic.

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and why remove star trek?!

ALSO, until I see an equestrian app in the Character tab, they do not exist to me.