[quote=@Larfleeze]
You shut up. You shut the fuck up right now. You don't get bring that shit into here. I'd rather slice [b]both[/b] of my Achilles tendons than see another stupid post about that fucking dress. This is both a personal insult, and a grave injustice against myself, and every single person who ever died [b]ever.[/b] 
I'm disgusted with you, I want you to apologise to every single person on RPGuild, including Mahz. I want you to send a Private Message to every user on this godforsaken website and then when you're finally finished I want you to call every person on any telephone device in your house - mobile or otherwise - and sincerely apologise. You need to tell them you're calling them because you had the fucking nerve to post that [i][b]vile, putrid shit[/b][/i] onto this thread.
I hope you're happy, I really do. I hope you grow old, get married and have a family, and on your deathbed I hope you tell every member of your family that the only thing you regret is that you thought you were clever referencing that goddamn piece of toilet paper you call a dress on this here family-friendly website.
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