[h2]Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria[/h2]
Takahara was pleasantly surprised to see [url=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/astrofightersunred/images/2/2b/35152923_640.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130310201315]an elderly man with a purple robe and helmet[/url] walking out of the restaurant's kitchen wearing an apron. The elderly man spoke up in Japanese, drawing an understanding "EEEE" from the Shocker Goons working the pizza ovens.

"Now remember, the cheese blend needs two parts mozzarella, 1 part other cheeses so that it melts properly. That way you can do the stuffed crust with as little fuss as possible! Bye-bye!"

Takahara began waving the other old man over. "Vamp! General Vamp! Long time no see!"

"Oh, Takahara-san!" General Vamp replied, shuffling over to the Shocker Grunt's booth and taking a seat. "It's been too long! How is it working for Shadow Eternity, or whatever the latest evil organization is?"

"...Well... about that..." Takahara sighed. 

==20 minutes later==
"I... I'm going to be honest. Everyone in the organization... Well, we know that the goals of the leader are counterproductive and self-defeating. Given the objectives she's chosen and her insistence that we not question her orders on many things, and considering my experience working for previous Evil Organizations, she probably has a goal that is REALLY not something I want to help accomplish. But the pay's decent. So we've been counting on her incompetence with logistics, stupidity in choosing mission objectives, and her seeming hatred of initiative to guarantee her goals fail. But then, over the last week, I've learned JUST how she treats her subordinates. I was left stranded in a post-apocalyptic hellhole. No shipments of food. No water drops. No check-ins from command. It... it was SUCH HORSESHIT!" Takahara shouted, slamming a fist into the table.

"T-t-Takahara-kun... That sort of treatment is a disgrace!" Vamp said, putting a hand on Takahara's shoulder. "There's no way a proper Evil Organization would treat its employees like that!"

Takahara sighed, putting his head into his hands. "That's the rub of it, Vamp. The sociopaths in Shadow Eternity and the directed mob of the UMMA are the only Evil Organizations in operation right now. So I'm stuck." Takahara took a long swig of his drink. "I miss the old days."

"Ah, the old days... When you knew who you were fighting!" Vamp shouted, raising his spear and laughing.

"When you knew your goals and they weren't stupid!" shouted a Hydra goon from the DDR machine.

"Where you could honestly fight towards them with all your heart and soul and go on smiling even when you lost. Because you were doing something worthwhile," Takahara said, draining the rest of his soda. "Just... I miss Dai-Shocker."

The Shocker Grunts on the karaoke machine came to a new [url=https://soundcloud.com/uchuubuster/kaizou-we-are-shocker]song.[/url] However, General Vamp put his hand on Takahara's shoulder.

"You know, Takahara-kun... Dai-Shocker isn't dead. Not as long as you keep your friends and past in your heart. Florsheim has gone through some rough patches in the past, but we've always pulled through. Maybe it's time to give those misguided kids at Shadow Eternity a chance to join a real Evil Organization?"

[i]Though we've lost before, we'll keep on fighting because...[/i]

Vamp nodded and began shuffling to the restrooms, heading for the spare communicators used to head home. But... as usual, he was right. Takahara realized that now. All those kids, working to kill themselves. It wasn't acceptable. He drained a beer, and made his way to the karaoke machine. Today, things were going to change. One more text went out before he grabbed a mic and joined in, shouting in Japanese.

[b][i]
"WE ARE SHOCKER! LET'S GET TOGETHER! WE CAN'T ALWAYS WIN, BUT WE'LL ALWAYS FIGHT TO PROTECT OUR BROTHERS... EEE!
WE ARE SHOCKER! LET'S FIGHT TOGETHER! WE'LL CLENCH THE WORLD IN EVIL'S GRASP! HEARTS RACING AS ONE AS WE FIGHT BESIDE OUR FRIENDS... EEE!
WE ARE SHOCKER! LET'S STAND TOGETHER! NOTHING IN THE WORLD CAN STOP US NOW! WE'LL STAND HAND IN HAND... BECAUSE THAT'S OUR OWN KIND OF COURAGE!

EEE![/i][/b]"


Today, Takahara, Shadow Eternity accountant, died. In his place was born Takahara, the new Great Leader of... [color=aba000][b]SHOCKER+.[/b][/color] There were many calls to be made. Many favors to call in. But things were looking up for the toadies of the multiverse today.