The Elderly Man was quite surprised by the offer Connor [@gamer5910] suggested. "Junk? Junk? You cannot see the value of these items? Even though I never wanted your lasers,power-gloves and other dohickeys doesn't mean I'm not going to defend my items value. What I am offering is a good throw farther up on the value scale;these WEIGHTED CONES OF LACTOSE +10 alone could bring down this tin can! And my blood is vampire proof! I killed Dracula with a DIRTY NEEDLE with my blood on it!"

Polished Brass Doorknobs of You Know Who:4/5
Sur'golarhtur'naug's Desire to review The Elderly Man's abode:0/10