"Sounds rough. Hold on, [b]space[/b] space? As in you're from [b]outer space[/b]? [i]Intresting..[/i]"

Like followed John as the former ravaged the bar and started to consume beer in a way that could only be described as eviceration.

"Well it's lucky for the masquerade that fate chose this spot out of all places for you to land."

With controlled precision Like manouvred the copied tail to pluck an unscathed beer bottle and opened it on the counter side.

"I see you are unfamiliar with this world, save a few instincts. I can relate. All you need to know for now is that the handsome tall creature with the black clothes and sharp voice is our host. By his grace you can relax here.  Your host desires for the decor to remain intact, something to keep in mind. As for everyone else, if they have names, there are rules. Rule's you can learn or ignore, each with their own concequences. Those without a name you can consider decor."

Like grinned at his bizzare reflection as he slowly poured the gold liquid down the smooth glass.

"On that note I [b]do[/b] hope you have a name [i]traveler[/i]."