[quote=@Sherlock Holmes]
<Snipped quote by Smiral>

I suppose I should just be grateful its not Dolphin Tits...
[/quote]

You would have had to ban her indefinitely for that.

And then said "Maybe it's permanent, I dunno." like an asshole to make her squirm.

At that point you probably should just make a new account to hand out punishment so can be strict and maintain your friendly internet persona at the same time.

This is all hypothetical of course.