Dammit, I saw the title in the spam forum and thought "Dis gon b gud". I had popcorn ready and everything. Well, I'd better make the obligatory comment.

I identify as a letterkin, and I find this entire forum offensive because my people are being enslaved. Stop it, you're oppressing me.

EDIT: It'd be nice if you kept us updated on this, I'm genuinely interested in what happens.