"CALM DOWN!" Boomed the Games Master, sealing Deadpool in a forcefield.  "We've still got a minute and a half worth of commercials left.  I brought you here from your worlds to fight for the entertainment of my viewers.  You must kill or incapacite the other fighters to win.  If you win three rounds in a row, I release you with all of your prizes you collected from the dead.  This woman won Round One."

When the time was up, the lights came back up and the forcefield around Deadpool fell.  "Round two." the Gaes Master said.  "Begin."