Monster Name/  Djedkare Izezi

Other Names/  "Jed The Undying", "Zazzy Jed"

Monster type/ Mummy

Appearance/ With dusty skin stretched thinly over old bones atop little more than a gold-plaited headdress and loincloth, Djedkare seems phenomenally fragile. However, his skeletal nature hides  a supernatural strength beyond all compare. Anyone who gathered up the courage to [i]touch[/i] Djedkare's skin realized that it is, while horrendously old, as strong as aged teak and as resilient as carbon nanofibers. Most notable is the fact that Djedkare is missing all of his organs. Eyes to tongue to brain to appendix, he has [i]none[/i] of them.

Personality/ Djedkare is a jovial sort, often engaging in childish pranks and telling filthy jokes to all who would listen. He has a strange tendency to drink rotten and decomposed foods instead of fresher alternatives. All in all, Djedkare Izezi is friendly to a fault, and often underestimates his friends.

Bio/ As the Eighth Ruler of the Fifth Dynasty of Egypt, Djedkare was born with a golden spoon in his mouth. After dying at the positively-ancient age of 50, Djedkare was mummified and entombed as according to custom. Though his soul moved on, his body remained "alive" through the ancient rituals of his people, effectively making him a cantankerous old lich. Three thousand years later, Djedkare was unearthed by the enterprising archeologists Doctor William Abbott and Mister Lou Costello. Though Djedkare was wont to curse them for all eternity, their pleasant reactions upon meeting him warmed his separately-stored heart. Instead, he decided to see the wonders of civilization on their behalf, and  retired in Miami for quite some time. Wanderlust eventually overcame him, and it was how he managed to find his way to Monsters Hotel.

Other/ Djedkare is capable of inflicting terrible curses upon those who disturb him. These mostly have the effect of making their victim's children suffer from a mild case of measles and causing their victim's centipede, spider, and ladybug population to see a marked increase.