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What happens when you run????????????????????? Does it bounce? Does the peen itself bounce? Do the balls bounce? What does a jock strap do? Does it flop? Does it flop out the shorts?
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If you are wearing briefs or tight boxers ,no . Even if you're not ,you don't really feel it bouncing ,it bounces a bit ,but not too much.
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A jockstrap holds a cup to the pud and testacles, so they are not damaged in the ritual of sports. Basically it's a modern equivalent to a codpiece.
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I figure it's kind of like boobs.
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What happens when you run????????????????????? Does it bounce? Does the peen itself bounce? Do the balls bounce? What does a jock strap do? Does it flop? Does it flop out the shorts?
Unless you're in the nude, it doesn't bounce. But who runs in the nude, amiriite? Haha...
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You know. I'm pretty sure there is FtM gear you can buy that simulates life with a penis to answer these questions
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Yes, it bounces. That's why we wear underwear.
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The most common reason for men to be admitted to A&E is violent-flopping-related genital trauma caused by running. True fact.
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I guess? In gym shorts and regular boxers it can be quite something. You're welcome, girls of my highschool P.E. class.
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flip floppy pork swords
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Holmishire
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You see? Briefs are just better.
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I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy
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Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.
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Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.
okay but what if I told you dick threads are the coolest thing about spam rn
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I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy
A lot of free ballin'
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I wonder what the world would be like if this was the only underwear you could buy
>implying I would need to be forced to wear those
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Taaj, you should buy a high tech ultra realistic strapon dildo and walk around with it on for a few days. Then you could stop making threads about dicks.
Even if I did this I would still make threads about dicks.
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<Snipped quote by The Nexerus> Even if I did this I would still make threads about dicks.
But they wouldn't get questions. Because you would also buy a go pro, and post video's from your psuedodick's POV as you do normal things. .... I can't even imagine the required penis strength to carry around a go pro. You're need like... a trapeze.
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Taaj with a realistic dick on a trapeze Tempted to make porn.
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A Taajpeze of Dick. .... An MLG Dicktaaj ... Hmmm
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