"Can you please shut the f--k up in there?" John groaned. "Paramedics will be here any minute now and I don't want to look like a lunatic!" he mumbled.

John sat in the ticket booth, trying to get some rest. About 15 minutes later, he woke up to the sound of an ambulance siren. From the corner of his eye he could see two cops tearing down the yellow tape and opening the gate. John quickly stood up, waved his hands and walked towards them. 

"Stop, sir. You may be sick. Please calm down, don't touch anyone, and come with the medics", one cop said, as a group of paramedics covered with white hazard suits approached John. One told him to calm down and reassured him that their "menacing appearance" is just a precaution. The other said he's going to be sent to a hospital for a few check-ups.