[quote=@WilsonTurner]Keyguy is actually an evil mastermind trying to get us to chase each other around with flamethrowers and chainsaws.[/quote]

Dammit, you figured it out! My plan has been foiled! I spent three years on this, three years! I was going to kidnap and brainwash you into my slaves so I could start a revolution! My whiny friend was going to be genetically modified! I was going to build these giant mechs! Look, I even had an epic soundtrack! I even planned out the ending!

THE ENDING WAS GOING TO BE HORRIBLE.