[quote=@HeySeuss]
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Well, when I say '300 words' I really mean 300 good words that have been spell/grammar checked and capitalized properly. I also tend to mean 'it moves the plot forward.'

But you knew that.
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Yeah, sorry.

It seemed to me too many were missing the heart of the matter, and your '300' just triggered me. Although grammar/spelling can slack a little if the writing is good. 

I knew you knew it, too, but at least folks like User can see it and hopefully understand it better. If you approach the concept of Advanced as length/grammar/spelling requirements first, you missed it. The boat left, and you weren't anywhere near the dock.