"OH DANG. THESE GUYS SEEM TICKED. YOU GOTTA CALM THEM DOWN JOHN OR THEY MIGHT HHHHHAAAAAARRRRMMMM YOU. I THINK YOUR BEST BET HERE IS TO BARTER YOUR PANTS FOR FREEDOM. OFFER UP YOUR PANTS AS TRIBUTE TO THESE 'GREYS' AS THE OTHER GUY KEEPS CALLIN EM AND THEN JUST BOOK IT OUT OF THERE. YOU HEAR ME?"