Holy crap let me join let me join please please please please--

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[i]Jonathan Makoto UnicornPancakeSpecialSnowflake Alexander Michael Wiseman Jr.[/i]

[b]Species: HALF VAMPIRE HALF DEMON, PART-TIME ANTI-CHRIST, FULL TIME EPITOME OF PERFECTION[/b]

[b]Gender: male, female, penguin, depends on his mood and the temperature of the room!!!11!!! but usually super sexy bad boi <3 except when he's feeling moe!!!! [/b]

[b]Age: 15 years, 7 months, 22 days, 1 hour and 56.7 seconds [/b]

[b]Personality:[/b] Has a split personality: one of them is adorable awesome sauce super duper kawaii and moe, the other one is a super sexy, broody, bad boy who people just magically fall in love with because he's just so sexy and fantastic and handsome.
[b]Powers/Abilities:[/b] He has death powers! And also demon wings! And also the magical power of being super sexy and everyone wanting to obey and stuff! Also, he commands demons! Also, he's in the mafia!

[b]Backstory:[/b]  His mother and father were killed when he was born because everyone wanted to assassinate him, because he was so awesome, and only he escaped!!! >o< Even though he was only a little baby, he killed his parent's assassins with his fabulous death powers!!! But he was really sad because his mom and dad died, and he basically had to raise himself, and now he's on a super awesome REVENGE QUEST!!! Also, he's the anti-christ! Because!

[b]Extra:[/b] His familiar is a demon!!! It's super scary, and it follows him around and stuff!!!

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what have i done...