[quote=@Zadubadabu]
Granted. You now can do nothing but write. You will eventually die of starvation as you cannot stop writing to eat food. I hope you write a letter to your family explaining your situation. 

I wish the world was a tetrahedron.
[/quote]

Granted but unfortunately because of the shape change the balance of gravity is thrown off completely which in turn drives our new shaped world to smash into the sun.

I wish I had a pop machine.