And that statement counts for it all.

You take days to notice OoC posts.
You skim IC posts because "the ridiculously bloated posts are EXTREMELY frustrating."
Unlike everyone else, you only show up irregularly here in the OoC, where everyone else uses either the IRC and/or PMs as well as occasional OoC posts.

We almost daily talk things over with Echo, Sep and Fallen, and almost as often with the rest. Except you, who just come here to complain about posts being too long for you to bother reading.