"You know how they say 'reach for the stars'? I think that's too selfish. Why don't we pull the stars out of the sky, so that everyone can reach them?"
-Unknown

"You know what would be better? If we strike the stars out of the sky, to show them how far beneath us they really are."
-Unknown

"I can't believe I'm friends with you two."
-Unknown

Those quotes have never been used, by the way