So I know that some of you all work in retail and I want to hear some of those amazing stories that we all have about customers. I'll give 2 examples that I had in the past few months:

[quote]A few months ago a customer came to me and was asking for some information about Seasol, a plant root tonic.

Me: "Well you just water it on your plants and it will help the roots grow to be nice and healthy."
Customer: "So if I put a bottle load on my dick and rooted my missus, my dick will grow in length?"
Me: o___O

I just had to walk away from this guy...[/quote]

[quote]One day I witnessed an 8 year old kid run up and down an aisle with a pitchfork, swinging it at people and stabbing items of stock while yelling, "I'M HUNTING ZOMBIES!!!"[/quote]

So yes, please share cause I'm sure that there's some shocking stories out there that we can laugh at. :sun