I've heard stories about the family that used to own the hardware store that I work at and my dad now owns. Once upon a time one of the old owner's sons was out doing kid shit in the 60's and driving around like in American Graffiti. Eventually they come across a parking lot where his friend points out to him: "Hey, is that your dad's car?"

They drive up to this car to find the old owner of the store making out with some other chick. He sees them, and they see him. So they leave. But the old owner's son is sitting in the passenger seat smiling like a victorious champ. His friend asks him, "And what are you smiling about?"

"I just got a brand new Cadillac." he says proudly. And promptly gets on the next morning.

And that's my addition.