"Asshole! I thought you said this was gonna be a small party!" Andre exclaimed to be heard over the music. His friend Johnny gave him an impish grin. "Well it was when I was invited!" Johnny laughed. He was nearly the complete opposite of Andre: tall, athletic, popular. "Relax, man! Maybe you could get some [I]panocha[/I] tonight!" "I doubt girls let Pokémon fanboys into their pants nowadays," Andre said. He playfully punched Johnny's shoulder. "'Cept you. I don't see why, what with your face looking like your ass."