"Iunno. Blacksmith, wizard, healer, witchdoctor. Depends on what people need. I'm better at the blacksmithing, though. Family's been doing it since before the Romans. Just... things got kinda fucked up when the government of Somalia collapsed and now every two-bit asshole with a machete's declaring himself the grand poobah of cocktrumpet mountain and choppin' up anyone who disagrees."