[i]"Bwuuuuuuhhh...."[/i] A zombie moaned. Kosuke looked at the approaching horde, mind already running through his checklist. [i][color=thistle]Zombies, physical weakness: slashing.[/color][/i]

Without hesitating another second, he reached into his inventory to take out his halberd, only for his hand to come back with a banana. [i][color=thistle]Wat.[/color][/i] he thought. He quickly through the banana away and reached through to find another weapon, but all he got was a fistful of banana. [b][color=thistle]"Alright, fine then. How about fire?"[/color][/b] He raised his arms in front of him and started to focus a spell, but to his horror, the magical script flowed around him and formed a giant 2D glowing script banana.

[b][color=thistle]"What?!"[/color][/b] He shouted, then he woke up. He snapped awake in, some kind of couch? He looked around to see some people drinking coffee, looking at him and whispering. [i]Wait,[/i] He thought, [i]Coffee.[/i] Suddenly, he noticed the smell of some freshly brewed coffee quite close to him. He whipped his head around to see a cup of coffee sitting on the table.

He lunged for it, spilling a little as he swiped it from the table and emptied the hot, black ambrosia into his system.

[i][color=thistle]Coffeeeeeeee![/color][/i] he thought, caught in a sudden euphoria. He felt the as if the clouds had now parted before his eyes, and a fog was lifted from his mind. He was awake now. [i][color=thistle]Coffeeeeeeeeeee![/color][/i] he thought again. He wanted more, god damnit, he needed more! [i][color=thistle]Coffeeeeeeeeeee![/color][/i] he thought a third time. He sat bolt upright, then quickly  jumped to his feet, only for both of his knees to hit the coffee table with a solid [i]bang![/i]

The sudden stop of momentum in his lower body and the continuing momentum in his upper body flipped him straight over the table. His face hit the tabletop hard with another [i]bang![/i] and his feet whipped out from behind him and continued carrying him over the table. As his back hit the ground, he bent his back and rolled to a crouching position before jumping up to his feet in a [i]no, I totally meant to do that.[/i] kind of way.

He walked briskly over to the counter, and slowly put his cup down which was miraculously unscratched.

[b][color=thistle]"I need another cup, please."[/color][/b] he said.