[quote=@RomanAria]
Oh, yay. For a second I was worried you'd bite my nose off for daring to poke it in here. I'll get started on it soon. In the meantime I've got about 430 more posts to read.
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If you want, you could just be an entirely new species off in the middle of nowhere. The fact that you don't always have to read everything is the whole reason we're always accepting.