I promised I'd have those reviews done, and there they are! (On page 3)

HOLY JESUS I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY FINISHED THEM. Never thought I'd ever get the time to actually finish those reviews. Thank you all for the wonderful entries. They were pleasant to read. 

I'll vote tomorrow. I know what I'm voting for as the winner, but I'll be throwing in my runner-ups as well.