[quote=Description]Roger has a freshly dead cat and a newly returned ex-girlfriend. Kitty has a bottle of whiskey and a few candles at her cheater boyfriend's grave. Jeremy has a drunk girl in a skimpy dress in his passenger seat. Amanda is drunk and naked in her high school history teacher's bed. [/quote]

I feel like these are all parts of a single story that devolves into a wacky love pentangle and I'm excited to be proven wrong.