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I just found out my cousin is pregnant.

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by TheMusketMan
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She's 15.

And she's keeping the baby.
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Well, y'know. It seriously sucks that she's ended up in this position so young, but now she's in it, it's up to her to deal with it in the way she feels best and most comfortable with. Hopefully she can cope with it and she'll be okay.
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Call MTV.
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well i cannot be the father
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well i cannot be the father


Not if Maury has anything to say about it.
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Not if Maury has anything to say about it.


high school sex education you must have failed
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Falcon Punch?
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Call MTV.


Dude
some of those girls make bank on that shit

and it's like

who the fuck cares yo
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high school sex education you must have failed


You must have failed your primary English education.
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She's 15.

And she's keeping the baby.


Are you the father?
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You must have failed your primary English education.


Padawans a strong emphasis on English language skills, they do not give.
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You never know, she could end up completely taking responsibility and raising the baby no differently than an older parent would. Hopefully she manages to stay in and finish school. Is she keeping it as a single mother, or is there a daddy in the picture?
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You never know, she could end up completely taking responsibility and raising the baby no differently than an older parent would. Hopefully she manages to stay in and finish school. Is she keeping it as a single mother, or is there a daddy in the picture?


Or, she just wants more food stamps for herself. Feeding the baby is not a requirement of being a good mother.
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@Dead Girl I suppose I don't know enough about the situation, wasn't aware whether or not she was on food stamps in the first place x) Well, here's hoping it goes well anyway. We have a lot of girls around here (Midwest US) get pregnant early but I've only seen one or two end up having to give their babies up due to being unfit mothers, and I've known about a dozen personally who managed to pull off the teen mom thing and are in college now providing for themselves and their kid just as they would have had they been older when they got pregnant. You'd be surprised how much even the shittiest people change once their flesh and blood needs caring for.
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You never know, she could end up completely taking responsibility and raising the baby no differently than an older parent would. Hopefully she manages to stay in and finish school. Is she keeping it as a single mother, or is there a daddy in the picture?


I dunno, her boyfriend is the one who got her pregnant, I'm not sure if he's gonna bail or what. If he does he's in for a rude awakening.

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Funny Stuff.
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Bill Clinton?

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i do not see a woman has the right to have a baby. having a baby is a entitlement program. i support state sponsored abortion. she is 15
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Did your signature bone you as a little girl?
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Having a baby is an entitlement program? Maybe, if Jonathan Swift designed our Foodstamps program...

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Having a baby is an entitlement program? Maybe, if Jonathan Swift designed our Foodstamps program...


it's time to think of people like livestock at a farm. to make people have valley it's time to send the weak and old to market
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