[quote=@Rilla]
I overlook logic all the time. That's how Melon's character was dropped kicked in the back by a giant chicken and head butted the ass of another character, who head butted a tree and died from a broken neck. 
[/quote]

You're bringing up terrible memories for me right now.

Ironically, I've had a deep rooted fear of ostriches for most of my life after one bit me when I was about seven, so I've come to expect that sort of shit from giant birds.