[i][color=yellow]Hmmmm.[/color][/i] Altzer Sozei (Wow, full name.) thought, [i][color=yellow]How bothersome.[/color][/i]

What kind of person throws a knife through someone's cards? (Someone crazy, I bet) But the knife was appreciated, he was quite proficient at knife throwing himself and having one to throw was always good (unless you're going through airport security). He pulled the knife from the card it had speared, and glanced backwards over to the direction it had come from. She wasn't far away, close enough for this anyway.

[b][color=yellow]"Is this is the card you have chosen?"[/color][/b] He said, putting the card in his fingers. He flicked it in the girl's general direction and it flew perfectly through the air.

But somehow, the card started glowing blue in mid-air, and suddenly there was a large spinning shark instead of a card flying through the air. It hit the unfortunate girl with a loud [i]whap![/i] before turning back into a card and falling to the floor.

At this, Altzer couldn't help but laugh. And laugh hard. He was on the floor, clutching his stomach, at the novelty of hitting someone with a [i]goddamn shark.[/i] (Where the hell'd it come from, m80?) Clearly this was one for the ages, but still, where had it come from? (I thought you were supposed to know that.)
[@Shiinen]