...A card that turned into a shark.

A [i]card[/i].

That turned into a [i]shark.[/i]

Most reactions of any respect towards a flying shark would be to run the fuck away as quickly as one could. But the problem with this expectancy was that this was Hell and she was Ein Ferah. Thus, instead of running away, she [i]embraced[/i] the shark for all it was, using her forearm to keep its mouth from reaching her body as she held onto the squirming animal and tried her damned best to hold her ground from the inexplicable gill-bearing fish out of water. Now, what to do with this "gift" that she had been given so lovingly from the card dealer? Why, simple. Ein was feeling a bit peckish especially, so this worked out perfectly for her in all regards...She [b]bit[/b] into it. Not only did she bite into the damned thing, she planned to make a bloodbath by tearing into it as she desired to eat it- yet...It tasted like printed paper more than like the flavor of a shark...

When had she become so peckish in her hunger anyways? Did one have to starve in Hell in order to atone for their poor choices in life?

The shark part in her teeth would merely turn into a part of a card by the time she was ready to tear and bite into it, looking down at an Ace of Diamonds and frowning as she slowly [i]pushed it down her throat and ate it anyways.[/i] No point in caring about what she ate at this point -- Hell was about as worse as it got for the stomach and what point did she have in showing for appearances? Regardless, however, she walked over to the downed man and slowly reached over to take hold of her knife. She wouldn't be letting anyone take this from her of course...Thus, throwing it now might have been seen as a bad idea for the poor girl's warped thought process as she looked down at him and tapped his side with her shoe.

[color=#990099]"Last I checked, there was no Shark suite in 52 Pick Up. Thus, I think you may have dealt me the wrong card, dealer."[/color]

Oh look, someone finally wanted to know what was going on. She supposed she should probably ask too as to what the hell had just happened to her, shouldn't she? With a raise of her hand, she tried to garner attention to address the situation itself as well.
[color=#990099]"Could I be informed as to why I was just hit by a literal card shark?"[/color]