[@Bonjour xx] [color=lightgray][i]what colour does a smurf go when we choke it?[/i][/color]

The most common answer is 'Purple' - [url=http://www.answers.com/Q/If_you_choke_a_Smurf_what_color_does_it_turn][LINK][/url], but really it depends on what's causing it to choke. I mean, did it try swallowing something too big to fit down its throat, is it sticking its head underwater for too long, or was it practicing autoerotica ashphyxiation with Smurfette again?