[quote=Michelle Nguyen, Welcome to NightVale "The September Monologues"]"Nobody has made a good album in years. 

'Michelle,' you say, 'Michelle Nguyen,' that's not true. 

Well, you're right, very little of what I have to say is true. Some of it is though, make of that what you will.

No, don't. 

I don't trust you to make anything good."[/quote]