[quote=@Grijs]
Well, I want to continue!

*clears throat*

Axohaan chuckled gleefully at the tattered spire of the Grand Justinian Palace. The Ghûl spawn had torn the place asunder... And Axohaan was happy. Rising up from his dark throne, his dark feet of sacrilege echoed through the hallowed halls, now defiled by blasphemous wizardry.
Indeed, before him was the god Justinian, chained up by Raukôhr amongst several others of the Red God's terrible minions. The petty human god was powerless and whimpering, too afraid to even beg the mighty Ashlord for mercy. Axohaan nodded at his servants in contention. His mouth opened, and forth came the most vile and abominable speech as seldom heard before in Avara...
''[i]Yo faggot! Your base belongs to me now! You're just a third rate pussy ass god, mothafucka.[/i]'' 
As a coup de grace, the Mighty One added:
''[i]Suck my dickk!!!!!111[/i]''

And so it came to pass that Avara was swept beneath the Red God's mighty foot. Yuwan was next.


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"and thus," the story teller croaked, his old white beard bobbing with his every word, "Yuwan was cast out, and forced to a life on the corner as a cheap prostitute to pay off her monthly rent, and pimp fees."