[b]Name:[/b] Georafolexian the Gargantuan, Warmaster of the Seven Plains, Slayer of Dragons, Drinker of Kings' Blood, Unholiest of Unholies, 'Geoff' to his friends.
[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/xVDewWd.png[/img][/center][b]Race:[/b] Daemon-spawned Half-Troll

[b]Class:[/b] Barman [color=lightgray](formerly War Necromancer, now retired)[/color]

[b]Alignment:[/b] Lawful Good [color=lightgray](formerly Chaotic Evil, but now reformed)[/color]

[b]Biography:[/b] Georafolexian the Gargantuan first came to be after his former master, the archmagus Phil the Pointless, summoned him into being by performing a dark rite involving 300 virgin brides kidnapped on their wedding nights, 200 freshly spawned orcs blessed with prestigious 'equipment' and 99 soul-broken paladins driven mad with carnal desires.[sup]1[/sup]

The beast he was led a bloody campaign of terror across twelve kingdoms, slaughtering kings and raping their wives and daughters, in the process giving birth to the Three Unholy Abominations.[sup]2[/sup]

When Phil decided to storm the gates of Hell to seize control of the damned souls within in order to raze the world with his unholy might Georafolexian finally realised the man he'd come to know as his father might not be entirely sane,[sup]3[/sup] and after a brief chat over the body of a freshly slaughtered undead dragon the two came to the mutual understanding that Georafolexian would no longer be joining his dad's mad schemes for power. Taking half the treasures the armies had seized[sup]4[/sup] Geoff bought the small tavern which became the Broken Drum and hung his Warstaff of Unknowing up over the mantle for good. Apart for the one time he caught a man with his hands in Hilda's drawers.[sup]5[/sup]

[b]Favourite Drink:[/b] It's a toss-up between the blood of a recently married virgin or peach schnapps, although given the rarity of procuring such a beverage Geoff often has to make do with the blood.

[indent][color=lightgray][sub]1 -  And a bard named Ernie who happened to wander in at the wrong time, looking to directions to the nearest potion shop.
2 - Also known as Pete, Dave and Cyril. Pete is now a farmer in the Low Plains, producing some of the best turnips in the lands; Dave is a builder of some renown, specialising in decorative windmills, and Cyril became an errant accountant, travelling the lands, righting wrongs wherever he finds an improperly filed tax return
3 - The fact Phil had started to take strategic advice from his collection of talking potatoes may have been a bit of a clue as well.
4 - Most of which ended up being used to pay off the overdue child support payments Geoff owed for all his bastards.
5 - After the man broke into the barmaid's quarters while she was working, trying to find out where she hid all the money she gets in tips.[/sub][/color][/indent]