[quote=@Fish of Oblivion]
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I dunno, man, I'd be more interested in asking him about his worms. Like, how does he keep them all fed and happy? Can one waifu do all that?
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That's the real reason he can't curse anyone. It's not because of Absorption, it's just because he doesn't want his worms to see him cursing and then pick up bad habits like the kids these days.