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Hundred's lubricants smell of sunflower oil and sin... Oh, and everybody's dead because while no-one was watching Sevyn tried to hack the ship's computer to order a milkshake and a crispy bar and accidentally detonated the self-destruct instead. :P
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That's not a very well programmed system if you can mix up the replicator and the self destruct.  No wonder a door was such a problem.  The ship probably thought they were trying to play volleyball in the holodeck.